Whenever I meet the next "girl of my dreams" | The Virtual Diary of a Virtual Pilgrim.

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Dylan. 17. Gamer. Sickest of cunts. You won't ever understand me, so why should I attempt to help you figure me out in a description box? Do it yourself.

Whenever I meet the next "girl of my dreams"

Me: You're gorgeous, beautiful, smart, witty, entertaining, interesting, wise, infatuatingly irresistable. You're essentially everything I've ever looked for in a Woman. I could put the whole world at your feet and still thank you for the opportunity of letting me. I can see myself happily with you for the rest of my life.
Her: Aww, that's so sweet!
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: Welcome to the Friend-zone bitch.

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