February 2012
Ask me a question and I'll rate your blog out of...
http://giftofoneliners.tumblr.com/ask
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
I'm going to be an absolute cunt to people for a...
thorntonwood:
closure-in-faith:
I apologize for it in advance cause that’s my nature, but, I really don’t give a fuck.
Good idea.
You mean there are people that aren’t already doing this and are actually being nice? What, are you fucking retarded are something? Good guys finish last.
Whenever I meet the next "girl of my dreams"
Me: You're gorgeous, beautiful, smart, witty, entertaining, interesting, wise, infatuatingly irresistable. You're essentially everything I've ever looked for in a Woman. I could put the whole world at your feet and still thank you for the opportunity of letting me. I can see myself happily with you for the rest of my life.
Her: Aww, that's so sweet!
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: Welcome to the Friend-zone bitch.
Anonymous asked: What things turn you on when it comes to a girl? Anything. Personality, talents, looks.
Anonymous asked: You're truly retarded. Like, truly.
January 2012
